I’m badly predicting the GTA 6 ending.

2026/1/23

I had a random thought, what if GTA 6 ends with the two people deciding “fuck this” and they decide to nuke all of whatever they call Florida in GTA? Or maybe it’s one of those multiple ending things like the last one, where they find some guy with a giant bomb in his garage and they look at it going “hmm, this gives me an idea” and then there’s the choice to decide whether to do it or not. And then after blowing up the whole game map, the screen says “WELCOME TO HELL” and it just drops the player right back into the regular map. Then it has one of those messages in the corner that says “Unsurprisingly, Hell looks very familiar. And it’s populated exclusively by everyone you killed, before and after the bomb. Enjoy!”

But then the true horror begins, after a minute, when it pops up an ad that says “Try the new mode: GTA 6 Online 2” which can’t be closed and plays a video showing things like “New Super Battle Pass!” and “Special Deal! 100 Shark Points for $200!”

Then it turns out, Hell was real all along.

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