I was looking at what’s new in games, aside from how Nvidia just wants to make up graphics now instead of actually rendering them, and also how a lot of people including myself have been getting into Pokopia, and saw they have a Thomas the Tank Engine game that’s pretty much a reskin of an existing train simulator. It mentioned Sodor in the title and I forgot they live on the Island of Sodor, and I kept reading it as Sodom. Then I had a weird thought about how maybe they do butt stuff, like two engines connect face to backside. I’m pretty sure they had episodes where they hauled each other around like that.
Then I had an even worse thought about making some kind of train centipede, like the human one, but there’d be this tube that goes from the smokestack of the one in front to the face of the one behind. And I started thinking maybe that just gets them stoned. Then maybe if the chain gets long enough, they start getting even more stoned the further down it goes, so the train in the back is just completely hogging the omega bong or is just dead or something. But I don’t think these trains die, because they had that one they walled off like that Amontillado story that was implied to just be imprisoned for eternity at some point. Now I wonder what if they take a tube from the furthest back smokestack and put the tube in the front’s face, so then it becomes an infinite loop of weed beyond weed. The train of trains can ascend beyond all realms.
The disclaimer here is I don’t actually do funny drugs, I just make dumb jokes or attempts at jokes and also get bored at work sometimes. My high is lack of sleep.